arguing on tumblr
i get ignored on facebook thats why im here…to also get ignored
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in
god mom check my FAQ
Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV
Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.
This character was the reason I expected that someday my cat was going to talk to me.
did Salem ever turn back into human?
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms